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  GOOD GOD!! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY.......????

  by Terry in

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  ....spelling errors on the topic headers?.

  how much effort does it take to check your spelling before you post a topic??.

  just read over some of the topics up for discussion right now and you'll see a very shocking (to me, at least) disregard for accuracy.. if you can't trouble yourself to get your spelling right how are the rest of us going to respect the fact you have your reasoning right either??.

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  By the way folks I found an excellent spell checker for Internet explorer that I been using in this forum and others it's called IEspell. it's free and it works great it installs a button on top of your tasks bar, just type your message and when finished hit the " abc " button and it will spell check everything for you. As always I scanned It for spy-ware and it came up clean........here's a link so you can try it out yourself.......http://www.iespell.com/
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  36,350 of Jehovah's angels could bring an end to the old system

  by Gopher in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the world's population at this moment is approximately 6,731,780,000. http://www.ibiblio.org/lunarbin/worldpop.

  one angel can execute at least 185,000 humans overnight, according to the bible's account of jehovah wiping out the assyrian army in ancient times.. so take the total 6,731,780,000 and subtract 7 million faithful watchtower adherents, and you are left with 6,724,780,000 non witnesses worthy of everlasting destruction.

  divide those 6,724,780,000 humans by 185,000 that 1 angel could take out, and you get 36,350 - the number of angels necessary for complete annihilation.. since there are, as per the bible account, 100 million angels -- less than one-tenth of one percent of all the angels would be needed for this merciful judgment of jehovah's execution.

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  Thank you Gopher, I will ask for forgiveness, I hope he's in a good mood Note to self " Do not eat Mexican prior to attending any meetings "
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  36,350 of Jehovah's angels could bring an end to the old system

  by Gopher in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the world's population at this moment is approximately 6,731,780,000. http://www.ibiblio.org/lunarbin/worldpop.

  one angel can execute at least 185,000 humans overnight, according to the bible's account of jehovah wiping out the assyrian army in ancient times.. so take the total 6,731,780,000 and subtract 7 million faithful watchtower adherents, and you are left with 6,724,780,000 non witnesses worthy of everlasting destruction.

  divide those 6,724,780,000 humans by 185,000 that 1 angel could take out, and you get 36,350 - the number of angels necessary for complete annihilation.. since there are, as per the bible account, 100 million angels -- less than one-tenth of one percent of all the angels would be needed for this merciful judgment of jehovah's execution.

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  Gee all this death talk is making me nervous, does god have a good memory? cause I past gas once during a public talk. I missed lunch one Sunday afternoon so I picked up a beef burrito at the 7-11 on the way to the hall, and you know what Mexican food is like, I blamed the whole thing on the kid that was sitting next to me, which I feel guilty about. Do you think I will be forgiven or is he going to send down one of those angel dudes to smite me?
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  Just Saw The Simpsons Movie!!

  by brinjen in

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  2. entertainment

  it opened today in oz, went to the 6:30 screening just after work.... was ok i guess, not what i was expecting, rather boring actually....

  not!!!.

  if your a simpsons fan or you've ever enjoyed the show, see this film, you'll love it!

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  Yes you better see it if you know whats good for you, there is a rumor going around that if you don't see it, both of your legs will fall off and you will grow feathers out your butt and talk like a chicken, this has been confirmed by the producers of the film so you better see it. And another rumor I've heard just today is that anyone that doesn't see the movie will be put on public reproof at their local congregations and shunned for the rest of your lives, this includes all you loddy da pioneers and presiding overseers. No exceptions, ......Hey I saw that sneer, don't make me come over there......I see everything you know!
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  36,350 of Jehovah's angels could bring an end to the old system

  by Gopher in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the world's population at this moment is approximately 6,731,780,000. http://www.ibiblio.org/lunarbin/worldpop.

  one angel can execute at least 185,000 humans overnight, according to the bible's account of jehovah wiping out the assyrian army in ancient times.. so take the total 6,731,780,000 and subtract 7 million faithful watchtower adherents, and you are left with 6,724,780,000 non witnesses worthy of everlasting destruction.

  divide those 6,724,780,000 humans by 185,000 that 1 angel could take out, and you get 36,350 - the number of angels necessary for complete annihilation.. since there are, as per the bible account, 100 million angels -- less than one-tenth of one percent of all the angels would be needed for this merciful judgment of jehovah's execution.

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  Yes it's plain to see that Jehovah is a loving and just god, wait a minute didn't he previously destroy all the human inhabitance on earth once already ? I think I'm going to start reading his magazines again !
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  Are Ex-JWs smarter than the average bear?

  by reneeisorym in

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  i've noticed that most of us may not have a college education but most of you are extremely intelligent people.. do you think that ex-jws are smarter than the average bear?.

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  Yes I think we are, I'm not too sure about an average chimpanzee or a dog or maybe a goat but we certainly are smarter than a bear................Oh wait a minute I think I understand the question.....never mind !
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  DO NOT CONTINUE SENDING EMAILS TO ME OR ATTEMPT TO CONTACT ME OR MY FAMILY.

  by esw1966 in

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  isn't it 'nice' to finally get letters from home!?????.

  this is the entire letter written to me by my sister:.

  "do not continue sending emails to me or attempt to contact me or my family.".

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  Here's a trick that anyone can do, I personally do this to my JW family. Make up a hotmail e-mail account and you can makeup as many as you want and then send them truthful information about the WTS off the inter-net or whatever They have not yet been able to find out who has sent these e-mails. sneaky but effective.
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  We Are Dying!

  by WeAreDying-Ophelia in

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  this is my first post and might be my only post, not sure.

  i've chosen to "come out" for a moment just to talk about the 30 minute change in the public talk on sundays.

  my father and brother are both elders, this change was a blow to them they enjoy giving encouraging public talks to the friends.

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  Hi there, there seems to be a down turning effect in how the WTS. is about to operate itself in the coming future, perhaps it is the information on the inter-net thats exposing the corrupt lying business men that started this religion, this sort of information is most damaging since it is open for everyone to see and there is plenty of it. They can control the information within the organization but they can not control anything out side of it and this is where they are stumbling and weakening its structure. Since most modern established countries now have the inter-net this is posing to be a very big problem for themselves. Since it was formed on lies, deceiving coercion toward the general public, perhaps it should crumble and die, the damaging effect it has had to the many personal lives is enormous and profound. I'd have to say that the only thing that it has accomplished is perhaps the enormous amounts of power into a few mens hands that otherwise they would have never had a chance to obtain and have made millions off those said lies.
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  Another 'Letter to the Editor' published.... hoorah!

  by AK - Jeff in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  they ran it precisely as written [i believe, though i have not checked it word for word].

  in seeker4's original thread he suggested that the catholic settlements could be used as basis for such a letter;.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/138178/2466684/post.ashx#2466684.

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  Nice work Jeff.....We should all copy this and send it out to all of are JWS friends, perhaps turn on a light for them.
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  crumpet?

  by BlackSwan of Memphis in

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  ok well haven't seen crumpet round here and i just checked facebook.. apparently our friend is not feeling too swell.. has anyone heard from her?

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  ((((((((((((((((((((nina)))))))))))))))))))))).

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  Psstt I'm bringing a family pak of condoms I hope that will be enough !